Language Society Admits American English ‘Only Temporary’

I just saw this article which made me chuckle. Love the changing accents throughout the article. On a serious note, call me for lessons forthwith ... I might write a Rosetta Stone on the subject??

"PHILADELPHIA, PA – The President of the American Grammatical Society said plans were underway to re-establish British English in America and revealed North American English was only ever developed to be temporary at best.

Speaking in an annoying fake British accent, American Grammatical Society (AGS) President Dr Kevin K. Evans said American English would be replaced by British English ’forthwith’ and Americans would just have to get used to it.

“We’ve had 250 odd years to promote Noah Webster’s version of English but so far only Americans south of Ohio have embraced it. More on the article"